Hey there zombie man could you make some time for me?
I know that you’re undead so you don’t have space to breathe
But, between eating brains and dragging round your feet
I’d be stoked if you could make some time to meet

Ever since you’ve been bitten by the virus of being all grown up
I never get to see you round to talk about just stupid stuff
And I miss that lame board game that you always made me play with you
And that strawberry sundae and our failed attempts on YouTube

And it’s fine zombie man
Take your important zombie badge
Go do important zombie work
Follow your zombie dreams
I don’t want to fight a war
If you win I’ll be happy for you
I’d just love to be a part of your world too

Hey there zombie man with your fort and your gargoyle dog
The spears you put above your door make it impossible to knock
I know that doom’s a full time thing and there’s mortals left to club
But I’d still be keen for tea sometime if your schedule opens up

Ever since you’ve been bitten by the virus of being all grown up
I never get to see you round to talk about just stupid stuff
And I miss our pointless movie nights where you’d talk right through the film
And hiding notes in your birthday gifts, with inside jokes and old cartoons

And it’s fine zombie man
Take your important zombie badge
Go do important zombie work
Follow your zombie dreams
I don’t want to fight a war
If you win I’ll be happy for you
I’d just love to be a part of your world

I don’t want to fight a war
If you win I’ll be happy for you
I’d just love to be a part of your world too