You used to whip me up from a stupid slump and take me dancing
Show me secret hangouts, kiss me quick when no one’s looking
I swore I won’t forget our flawless road trip up the coast
And I haven’t, but it only makes it worse cause

Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

You used to be the one who gave me strength to ride the coaster
And now you’re chucking up just thinking of a slight adventure
You must be drowned in shit cause you’re always ringing in you’re sick
For a full grown man dam baby, you need help with everything (And I mean everything)

Now you don’t do anything at all (nothing)
Just sit and whine and talk about yourself (you’re boring)

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi

What you want me to clean you?
Getting hungry want me to feed you?
That’s not my deal
What you feeling sleepy too?
Want me to flick the switch for you?
Well that’s not my deal

I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me)
You’ve turned from my man
To my Tamagotchi
I don’t know what to do
This problem’s got me (got me) good
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi
You turned from my man to my Tamagotchi x2