I don’t care if I’ve got to steal a neighbour’s cat
If I’ve got to wear meet or a telephone hat
I don’t care if I’ve got to find a Honey Badger
Or cry over Britney shaving her hair off
It’s A-OK to make a Harry Potter play
Channel suicide like Lana Del Rey
I’ll be flying down like Superman
Evolutionising dance
Elevator pranks
She bang she bang

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

Winning winning like a Nyan cat
Charlie ain’t coollike he bit my finger
Mystery guitar woman, baby baby
Throw my own green tea party- maybe?
Will I be a Mac or a PC?
Storm a Taylor Swift acceptance speech
Like trouble, goat, trouble, goat
Like a boss, like Jizz, I’m on a boat

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

It’s not as easy as it seems
Dubbing over Hitler scenes
Competing with re-run TV
Drumming apes or Rick Astley
It may not OK Go my way
Picking which Backstreet Boy is gay
Some folks won’t dig my Super-bass
Shoes
Eh-eh
Tom Cruise

Going Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

A night in Paris with the free hugs guy
Ripping it up angry German style
Like Susan Boyle with her Numa Numa on
Coning Kony in a lip synch song
Like planking on Venice Beach under Chocolate Rain
With the Star Wars kid never gonna give it up
Never gonna, never gonna give it up no
Not til I go

Friday viral
Haters can hate cause that’s what they do
Friday viral
Making up some random dance move
Flash mob with my random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral
Flash mob with random dance move
This is gonna go Friday viral

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