A song about a crazy girlfriend, sung from the point of view of the crazy girlfriend.
lyrics
I don’t mean to be forceful but I bough a leash,
It’s got a really nice tag with your name,
I installed a camera, you know, just to check,
That things between us are still the same
Don’t sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Cause in order to keep things fine
You’ll have to understand you’re mine
Every way but legally
You’re mine
It’s an ownership made mutually
I don’t mean to threaten, these things you’d never do,
But in case you did, I’ve got a bigger budget than you,
I just want to get my point across, want to make it clear,
That apart from my mafia friends, you’ve got nothing to fear
So, don’t sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Cause in order to keep things fine
You’ll have to understand you’re mine
Every way but legally
You’re mine
It’s an ownership made mutually
It’s time we share a diary, you can ask to enter a date,
You can do almost anything at almost any rate
But, don’t sit under the apple tree
With anyone else but me,
Cause in order to keep things fine
You’ll have to understand you’re mine
Every way but legally
You’re mine
It’s an ownership made mutually
You’re mine
Remember, my dad owns Telstra,
You’re mine,
Limbs like branches are so easy to snap,
Don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit
Unless you want a disability benefit,
Don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit, don’t sit
With anyone else but me
credits
from Origin Story,
released July 19, 2017
Written and performed by Meri Amber. Produced by Sony.